Puff the Magic Dragon

That green, that good good, weed, Gonja, Yurple Purple, trees, grapes, whatever you may call it, we all know when it means.......MARIJUANA!

So since we all know what it is, why are we all tripping over Michael Phelps and his desire to get high? Maybe he had a bad headache or has been going through somethings and just wanted to find relief. Dude was not doing lines of crack nor harming anyone. It was not like he shot up a mall, molested a child or even ran a stop light, dude just wanted to get high high high!

Everyone is trippen because he was smoking out of a bong..because he is an Olympic medalist.because he represents our country. Bush Jr. has probably been getting high for years, which would explain the lack of brain cells.......but no one was saying anything......probably too scared that Bush would send them to Iraq or something.....dumb ass! But now, the media has turned Phelps into a goon....he's the big bad wolf now. It seems like everyone and there momma smokes weed now days?( count me out). People just tryin to get their doctors to sign them up for the cannabis card for no reason, people making up fake illnesses to they can get the card.You know how many celebs probably live for weed? More than you can imagine, Phelps just got caught! And do we know for sure that there was weed in the bong, maybe he was just testing the bong to ensure there was no leaks, he is a caring man, he didnt want anything bad to happen!

Even still I applaud Phelps because, all the people I know who smoke, smoke, then pass out, there is no 8 mile swim after smoking weed from the people I know, there is not winning gold medals or anything of that nature from them. So Phelps is a savage in my book, if he can swim high and not drown and win gold medals, he is the king.

I am glad the photo of Phelps getting high was found, because I've been burning to understand why the lanky kid eats so much........he said he eats something like 14 pancakes, too many eggs, just some outrageous amount of food for one person to be consuming, but it all makes sense now.....dude be so high, he gets the munchies, and you know swimming makes you even hungrier..........so the combo of being high and all that swimming explains why he eats more than the duggar family at one sitting. But real talk Phelps just stick to swimming, weed is not a good look!

Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

"At Last"! Someone put the "DIVA" in her place....or did she?

The song At Last, is one of my top ten favorite love songs. The song is beautiful. It touches the soul and just makes you want to fall in love when you hear it; not to mention it's sung amazingly by the wonderful Etta James.........wonderful? that is until Mrs. Knowles- Carter showed up!



When Etta James found out Beyonce had performed her song at the president inauguration in front of millions of people, on one of the most important days in history....Mrs. James lost her cool.

Etta began her speech with making fun of the newly elected Barack Obama, stating that he is not her president, and that his ears are big!

Etta, don't play with me girl, I know you voted for him....what do you live in Africa now, because ten minutes ago you wanted to be an American. And the coldest comment you could make was that his ears are big? Etta girl, I know your from the hood, the home of yo momma jokes and how to make folks cry just by looking at them, and all you could say was Obama's ears a big........lame!

Then Etta goes on to state that, that woman singing her song is gunna get her ass whooped...that would be Beyonce!

I about died laughing because she sounded so country saying that comment....her ass whooped! I may hate on Beyonce too, but I am no trying to beat the girl's ass! Yes Etta, we know you performed the hell out of that song, At Last, during your reign, and that it is your only true hit, but relax and let someone else try and out do you, and when they don't, you can applaud them for trying, and keep it moving, like a lady!

Etta is just mad because she never really had that good hair, body, or complexion, so now she's moved onto hating on others.

Harpo is about are ten seconds away from creating a part -two, to Tyra's player hateHER episode.....it will be staring Etta, shit Etta may even host the show...how to hate 101.......hateful ass woman!

Etta is probably mad because she was not asked to sing her song as the inauguration.....we'll shit they probably wanted a bright, fresh new face, and Etta just isn't it!

I wonder what Etta would have wanted Beyonce to sing instead, even though Beyonce had just finished the movie Cadillac records, and people usually perform whatever they have been recently working on. Should Beyonce have sung bootylicious, bugga-boo, diva, ego, solider or survivor? Huh Etta? which one would be more fitting? So Obama and Michelle could have dropped it like it was hot? Touched their toes and got low? Backed it up on each other? HATER!

Nonetheless, I feel Etta James's pain and anger. If I, like Etta had only one real hit, and my one real hit could fill people with joy and make them want to fall in love, smile, laugh, cry, and all of that gushy gushy.........the hell, I would be damned if another bitch tried to take my shine- trying to out do me! Frankly Beyonce would have been layed out somewhere in some cotton field, if she tried to out do my song!

But even so, Etta, your a lady, if your going to hate on someone do it with class and elegance, don't say someone has big ears or that they about to get their ass whooped. It's 2009, they are gunna start locking people up for that shit and Etta your about to be first!

Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

Bootsy ass police!

They say their job is to protect the community but I sware they lie. Your car is sittin on the side of the road in flames, and here they come, you just know they are going to stop, but instead they blow past you to go ticket some broke ass 1982 Toyota Carolla. Or your in Safeway nearing midnight and the Ed Hardey meets 3's company group is talkin loud, wantin you to come unglued over some Obama stuff, and here comes officer Dan strolling in for his nightly red bull. At first you feel saved, you smile at him and give him the come watch these M.F's before I chop them down to size. But wait....what does officer Dan do? he glares at you, stands behind you, all in your personal bubble, you look back at him, then he quickly walks over to the gift card area, to see what he can pretend to do.........Well I feel secure knowing that if I ever gave an officer, the oh my god, I have been kidnapped, but I cant say anything, because the person who kidnapped me is standing right next to me look, he would just go check out the sale on cheese, probably Gouda! To serve and protect? my ass!

And who goes into Safeway for a little ass Red Bull anyways.....do we not have quickie -Marts, and 7-11s for that? No, he had to come into Safeway just for that, or maybe because he thought he might possibly find the person who has been stealing grapes and lettuce from Safeway- Punk Ass!


Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

Super Bowl!

A 100 yd play? Now I dont know a damn thing about football, but I do know the object of the game is to run with the ball to the inzone...however, along the way, the other team's job, (the ones who do not have the ball) is to tackle you down.....So did the Cardinals not get the memo on which play with in effect, cuz when James Harrison, flew down the filed for a 100 yd play, I think he was supposed to have been tackled.......... Where was the rest of the Cardinals? Snack break? Something like three men tried to take him down....James just kept it movin........you don't learn those tricky ass moves at some Nike training camp. James has been running from folks for years.....dogs on the way home from school....his momma, and probably from crazy women too!

Boy I know good old James was juiced, he probably called his momma after the play was over, took a few Myspace photos........dude ran so hard, poor baby needed some oxygen after that play....I don't blame you James, they would have had to air lift my ass to the ICU.....and I would have retired the next day...I would have been talkin about "Naw im good, I think I did enough for the team.....I can't even breathe good no more...but hey we won, so I'm tired, imma retire"!

I don't know why the Cardinals lost, like I said, I don't know much about football...but yall cost me money dammit!

But heeeeeeeey! At least my home girl J. Hudson did it big for us. Maybe I should have began talking about her first cuz daaaaaaaaaamm, that girl sang her ass off. I am not sure if it was a good night sleep, the pressure to preform, or all the stress she has been dealing with, with the loss of family members, but that girl gathered up all of her feelings and put it into that National Anthem.

If you were so lame to miss this remarkable performance peep this...




Hate me if you want to, but, Hudson out did Beyonce and all those other females who came before her, well everyone except for Whitney Houston........She almost had Whitney, but you know, can't no one really beat Whitney......it's a written rule! Whitney always makes things look effortless, especially dating that crazy Bobby...that would have added thirty years to the average females life...his dumbass....and what the hell is she doing with that dirty boy Ray J.......got him a ghetto new show with another flock of hood rat sell-outs....SAD!





As I close, some words to the wise........Don't ever offer to buy anyone a few dollars worth of squares on a Superbowl pool, because they will win the whole pot, leaving you high and dry.

Don't drop your keys in the drain at Safeway, minutes before your suppose to be at one of three Superbowl parties........only to find out 45 mins later, that the sewer cover comes off....damn!


Givin it to ya straight with no chaser- Crazy CeCe!

Cocky and arrogant niggas who act like they are feelin themselves like they are off their own medicine..If you have a fucked up weave, please leave!

Niggas Niggas Niggas. Just cuz a bitch sends you a message on My Space, does not mean she is on your nuts by no means. Why dude gotta feel like he needs to amp himself up by shit talkin with his friends then pointin. That shit aint cute, and shit, it was just My Space! This was made apparent by him being more worried about Dee than any other girl in the building. Nigga can you go somewhere, no need to be security, we re-locate and here his ass come a running. I've already had to deal with a dumb-ass light skinned nigga, askin too many questions, and jus too damn worried, when apparently he got a bitch, who can't do hair, fucked up weave and all. And here this bitch was in the club, staring, mean muggin lookin like a man. It's 2009, imma get's mine! I hate when bitches know good and well they know who you are, but wanna stand five feet away just a lookin. Hateful ass, no shape havin, lanky bodied ass hoe. Why the fuck you so worried about what I am doing.....oh cuz your man was tryin to get a taste of my good good?

one last thing, nigga dont ever walk toward me and look me up and down like you want some, cuz I know you do, but this bakery is closed, your money aint no good here. Go head and grab your coat and keep it movin.

moral to this story is, if you gunna come with it, you better come correct, cuz it's 2009 and imma gets mine!

New Year, New boos, if you gunna come, come correct!

Hope ya'll hit the streets, you know the ones that gotta make that extra money, and the good functions. We held it down in the 707 at the Last Day Saloon, cuz our black asses waited to the last minute to decide what we were bout to do. Line was around the block, so I guess ery'one was tryin to hit this function. Thank god our folks held us a spot in line, cuz when we got to the door, oh boy was actin like he wasnt bout to let us in, talkin bout they weren't accepting no mo money. Please! when the last time you turned down some cash, MONEY? Thank god for dangerous Dee and her aggressive talkin ass, had oh boy hella nervous. Just gotta hit em with the realness. Just had to. The music was not the bidness for the first twenty minutes. DJ was sleepin on the 1's and 2's. Thankfully Dee's new DJ boo thang arrived to bless the function with some slaps. DJ Toni Tone, if yo ass is out there and you are reading this please send this girl Dee a shout out, cuz she jockin yo fresh.

Nigga who was sprayin folks with the pop champagne act, we comin for yo ass. Black bitches don't like to get sprayed with shit that could possibly let their roots come our and activate their pro-style. Real Talk

Big shout out to Jeremy for makin Dee's night. She heard it was the Year of the Gentleman, she finally found her one.

Can we just speak on bitches in the bathroom, and why there is always a low ratio to the amount of bitches in the club to the amount of the bathrooms. Always a damn line down the hall and never no niggas in the men's bathroom. So how you gunna kicka female out the club for using the men's bathroom when you know how bad out asses be havin to pee. If ya'll would quit bullshittin with them over sized handicapped stalls, how many times you really seen someone in a wheel chair? Ya'll could have bout 3.5 extra stalls, if you would cut that handicap stall in half, drop a sink, cuz then nasty bitches don't be washing they hands no way, be lookin at us crazy cuz we tryin to get to the sink. And please add a big ass dumpster, cuz im tired of slippin and skatin on wads of toilet paper soaked just all over the floor. Is that shit water or toilet over-flow? I wonder what the fuck their bathroom looks like at home.

Shout out to Becky......the crying bitch who almost got two-pieced. Was seconds from bringing in her New Year with two black eyes. Had the nerve to get mad at me cuz someone cut in front of her in line. I am not bathroom security and that is not my issue. Had the nerve to try to slam the door in my face, cuz she was mad, cuz some girl snuck past her in line. And that's when I had to go Dee on her. To make a long story short, she got scared, along with all the rest of them hoes in the bathroom, they got a free show, tell-a-bitch off 101. You may wanna peep that on YouTube......! We leave the bathroom, and proceed to the bar, bout this time I needed a drink, and here comes this bitch, I figured she wanted to go for round two, but, she came a cryin tryin to apologize, talkin bout she just wanted to pee and people cut her off. I guess bitch was so shook up, she didn't even use the bathroom, came out yellin at her short boyfriend. Now you know you thrown off when a bitch fucks up yo ability to pee after waitin in a long ass line, and being hella drunk.

And niggas, if you see a bitch in the club, you aint seen in years, Please, Please Please, don't act like a distant cousin, and ask her how old she is like you aint seen her in ten years. This aint the family reunion! Cuz you just askin for a bitch to fuck with you! "23? Naw I just made that up"!

It was a good safe night, hope all ya'll made it home safely. Remember it's 2009, speak yo mind!

Welcum 2 tha Dee and CeCe Show!

09 it's out time to shine! This blog has been a long time in the making. You may wanna call us crazy or that our comments are off the wall, but we just say it like it is. We may be commenting on our new favorite books, music videos, or albums, we always find a way to add some Dee and Ceceisms. Tell your friends, your homies and your niggas, go head and leave us some comments; and even some topics you may want us to speak on. We about to make it do what it do!