They say their job is to protect the community but I sware they lie. Your car is sittin on the side of the road in flames, and here they come, you just know they are going to stop, but instead they blow past you to go ticket some broke ass 1982 Toyota Carolla. Or your in Safeway nearing midnight and the Ed Hardey meets 3's company group is talkin loud, wantin you to come unglued over some Obama stuff, and here comes officer Dan strolling in for his nightly red bull. At first you feel saved, you smile at him and give him the come watch these M.F's before I chop them down to size. But wait....what does officer Dan do? he glares at you, stands behind you, all in your personal bubble, you look back at him, then he quickly walks over to the gift card area, to see what he can pretend to do.........Well I feel secure knowing that if I ever gave an officer, the oh my god, I have been kidnapped, but I cant say anything, because the person who kidnapped me is standing right next to me look, he would just go check out the sale on cheese, probably Gouda! To serve and protect? my ass!
And who goes into Safeway for a little ass Red Bull anyways.....do we not have quickie -Marts, and 7-11s for that? No, he had to come into Safeway just for that, or maybe because he thought he might possibly find the person who has been stealing grapes and lettuce from Safeway- Punk Ass!
Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!
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