Friday, February 6, 2009

Puff the Magic Dragon


That green, that good good, weed, Gonja, Yurple Purple, trees, grapes, whatever you may call it, we all know when it means.......MARIJUANA!


So since we all know what it is, why are we all tripping over Michael Phelps and his desire to get high? Maybe he had a bad headache or has been going through somethings and just wanted to find relief. Dude was not doing lines of crack nor harming anyone. It was not like he shot up a mall, molested a child or even ran a stop light, dude just wanted to get high high high!


Everyone is trippen because he was smoking out of a bong..because he is an Olympic medalist.because he represents our country. Bush Jr. has probably been getting high for years, which would explain the lack of brain cells.......but no one was saying anything......probably too scared that Bush would send them to Iraq or something.....dumb ass! But now, the media has turned Phelps into a goon....he's the big bad wolf now. It seems like everyone and there momma smokes weed now days?( count me out). People just tryin to get their doctors to sign them up for the cannabis card for no reason, people making up fake illnesses to they can get the card.You know how many celebs probably live for weed? More than you can imagine, Phelps just got caught! And do we know for sure that there was weed in the bong, maybe he was just testing the bong to ensure there was no leaks, he is a caring man, he didnt want anything bad to happen!


Even still I applaud Phelps because, all the people I know who smoke, smoke, then pass out, there is no 8 mile swim after smoking weed from the people I know, there is not winning gold medals or anything of that nature from them. So Phelps is a savage in my book, if he can swim high and not drown and win gold medals, he is the king.


I am glad the photo of Phelps getting high was found, because I've been burning to understand why the lanky kid eats so much........he said he eats something like 14 pancakes, too many eggs, just some outrageous amount of food for one person to be consuming, but it all makes sense now.....dude be so high, he gets the munchies, and you know swimming makes you even hungrier..........so the combo of being high and all that swimming explains why he eats more than the duggar family at one sitting. But real talk Phelps just stick to swimming, weed is not a good look!

Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

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