Monday, February 16, 2009

Usher's Wifey- Got it bad? Really bad!


So now Usher's wife is complaining about something else....once again! If this beezy would have just kept her legs closed one good time, she could be sittin in luxury with usher, while he was recording his new cd....... But there she is sitting at home with her adorable children, sad because her boo is states away, and is "bored"!

I guess she forgot she was messing with a don, Us-her-Ra-ym-ond! Usher is going to do him regardless. Usher needs to focus, cuz after his last record.....man.......naw we can't have another album like that. I think every other song was about his wife, I almost couldn't listen to it. I thought I was at someones wedding, or the first night of their honeymoon. Damn Usher, quit it.

Now Usher's wife is in the hospital, after suffering cardiac arrest, before a routine surgery. I said "damn, aint that about a bitch", she went in for liposuction and almost died. That shit is scary. As you can see in the picture above, I really don't think she needed any liposuction, but this is Hollywood, everyone is greedy!

 They need to quit callin shit a routine surgery, when you can damn near die from just TRYING to have the surgery!

Givin it to ya straight, no chaser- Crazy CeCe!

Jason Wahler aka HATEHER!




Now I know that Whitney Port's new show is hella dry and boring, but who is Jason Wahler aka Lauren Conrad's ex boyfriend, to say anything about anyone. I am sorry by America does not value the opinion of anyone with a drinking problem. Should Jason be worrying about what new flavor Smirnoff has added to their line or who has the best price on Cabo Wabo....idiot! Jason is a jerk if I have ever seen one...okay well a cute jerk, but nonetheless he aint shit! Nonetheless, could I send a quick message to the director of the show the city.........Hi, hello, uhm just wondering if you could.............."FIND SOME CAST MEMBERS WITH PERSONALITIES AND INTERESTING THINGS HAPPENING IN THEIR LIFE. IT IS THE DAMN CITY AND EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS BORING AND DRIED OUT, WTF MAN"?



Oh wait MtV didnt stop messin up with just "The City", but this new Real World cast....BOOTSY! No one on the show has any personality or anything fun to say. They all are boring and crusty. Who cares that you have a drinking problem, or won a mrs. whatever contest........we are tired of the lame hook ups.......and the trans was the best thing ya'll put on the show, but now she is just whillin out for the wrong reasons! Ya'll need to go head and cast boniqua, treshawn, latonya, and devon for the new season, someone super hyphy someone fun!





Givin it to ya straight, no chaser- Crazy CeCe

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Full House is now empty, let it go!


You know that one friend you have that won't ever let anything go. It could be somethin you guys did in the third grade and your both now thirty, but she or he is still talking about? That's like this idiot Bob Sagett! Oh wait ya'll probably remember him from the early 90's show full house, and then his little act he had on America's funniest home videos, another dumb ass show( Full House was the bomb). So everyone would of thought that Bob would have retired like a normal person and let shit go, oh no, not Bob, dude is trying to make a comeback on some new show, I can't even remember the name because it was just that lame! Bob made the world weep, when he, DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle had their touching moments on Full House, but now we are cryin cuz this idiot wont leave! Let the acting thing go Bob, you had your chance! Retire Bob!

Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

Half dollar, 2 quarters, 50 pennies, 5 dimes, whatever you call this chump, 50 is crazy! I hope I don't get shot after posting this blog!

I thought females were bad with the drama and gossip, but 50 has taken the crown. Sometimes I wish 50 could be like cash money and just rap about money, cars, bikes, and fast ass hoes. Nope not 50, he has to take it to the next level, he has to rap about other cats in the rap game. Like what these cats did in their past life, their money and all the bitches they have fucked. Now I know many of you think that all this shit talking makes 50's lyrics more interesting, and I do agree, but at what cost. This new battle 50 is in with Miami's finest, Rick Ross, is getting crazy. This he said he said shit is getting old. Now 50 is moving mountains by interviewing the boss's baby's mama, tryin to get the information straight, minus the chaser. Doesn't 50 have any drama of his own to handle. I know he has some girlfriend issues or something. 50 has officially lost his mind, I feel him on the aspect that Rick should have kept his mouth shut, trying to pretend to know 50, Rick was tryin to see how far 50, and by god he pushed a little too hard, cuz now 50 is hot!...... But 50 has gone too far explaining how Ross's life is going to be fucked up and how much of a bum Rick Ross is, talkin shit about Rick's mom, then turning around to buy mink coats for Rick's baby's mom.

50 is a tickin time bomb, waiting to explode, and poor officer Ricky is about to have his world turned upside down. Man pay your child support Ricky, lookin like a dead beat. You got all this money, Mayback music and this boss shit, well don't rap about the million dollar level your on, be about your money. Rick says "it is not a beef cuz 50 can't come where I go"! wow!

Rick is a boss!A huge Boss. Rick says 50 looks like a monkey, I gotta agree.......

50 I feel you about Khaled, that dude is wack and effin annoying, same shit new song.

Now 50 is gunna be at Rick's doorstep tryin to blast him, cuz Rick said, 50 aint a real NY dude, and then gives shout outs to the real rappers of NY. Ricky, 50 don't give a damn, he loves for people to under mind him.... maybe that is why so many people like him! Dude is RAW!....but not that RAW..hey 50 what happened to your show on MTV? Oh wait it was cut huh!

View 50 interviewing Rick Ross's Baby Mama...too effin much, he thinks he is being witty, pussy moves 50.....Rick don't give a fuck, he aint with her for a reason!


Here is 50 lettin Rick have it....


Here is Rick givin it to 50........



Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

Friday, February 6, 2009

See! He was cryin out for help but no one heard him behind that ghetto-ass throw back hair style!



I will be the first one to stand up and admit that I used to be smitten for Nick Carter. I almost want to say it was as bad as the obsession my rapper friend "XL" has for Christian Bale..(XL is this up and coming rapper I know, she is going to blow up soon, ya'll just wait...booyaakashaa, check it)........wait no, I would never become that crazily obsessed with a celebrity....nope not even or Phelps. well maybe for Dwight Howard, that body........LiL Wayne, that mouth........T.I, that swagger......or Baron Davis that drive..........................okay I have obsessions!



Nonetheless, I use to dream, drool, and dance around for Nick Carter....we were going to get married and have children...wow I sound crazy. But in the back of my mind, I always knew that he was not the one for me, because he always had this evil little bad boy side to him that I just didn't like. He always found a way to go off the track......... Everyone in BSB was wearing black, he has to wear white, they wanted to do a slow song, and he wanted to drop a club hit. Dude just could never be on with the group....he was the kid in class who was always in time out, for actin up!

Now being a innocent youth, I never paired his strange ways with being drunk or high, but apparently his doctor told him he better shape the fuck up, because his ass is gunna be knockin on death's door in the next few years, if he does not get his act together. Now nick you dumb motha fucka, you know yo ass been outta line since the 3rd grade, when were you gunna check yo self?


Nick I hope the jungle juice, vodka cranberry's, margarita, long islands, weed and crack were good, because now you look like shit and no one wants to claim you.......that dumbass little show your family had? cancelled, gone, done dadda...losers!

Nick should have been more concerned with that fucked up hair style he has been rocking for the last nine years. The boy needs help!


Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

14 kids all under 8






This could be a hit new show...14 kids and counting, and we are all under 8!

All I can say is what the fuck Becky! Why on God's green earth is this lady so effin crazy! I can think of plenty of other ways to torture yourself, without the expense of diapers and formula.

I am a nanny...babysiter.....whatever you may call it.....Children are my job........on Thursdays and Fridays I watch three children...a two year old, an eight year old and a ten year old These are good kids, they are wild, but they are just kids being kids as always.....but sometimes there is drama and I feel like I am about to go to go crazy, when they dont listen........sometimes one doesn't wanna do homework, or the two year old is having a fit........Now I only watch three at the max at one time, and I think I am a savage for it .........14 kids at one time? Are you trying to drive yourself to an early grave....no one in their right mind would ever do this to themselves. You have to be crazy,selfish and just effin mental to wanna have 14 kids!

Lord please touch this mother, she is mental, she was tryin to be like Bradjalina , but does not have the cash flow........shes ust plain fucked up! Now look at her, 14 kids and not a single one of them has had sex ed. oldest one just leanred to wash his ass good! what are you going to tell the older kids? Hold the baby up while I breast feed this one and try and cook top ramen, cuz we aint got no money.................................. She has gotten herself into a royal mess!

She was depressed and found her dream.....to have children.....okay the bitch is dumb as all hell...........taking my tax dollars to help fund her 8 kids in he NICU ...$75,000 per kid!....Cece loves the kids but not when the mother is a damn idiot! She better not call me to watch her kids...cuz im gunna hit her with one of those recking balls.....straight to the head.

and who gave her the money to get lip injection anyways..........she should have used her money to get a brain.....do they offer brain transplants for the stupid? They should just give her one for free!

I just wanted kids, I was lonely, oh my god, I love my kids, I hold them, bitch shut the fuck up!

I am so pissed off, I better never see this lady in the street.....she and the kids better run!


Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!

Slumdog Millionaire


This is a must see movie for anyone who has ever loved! The love story within this movie is amazing! You will leave the movie theater wanting to go back and see the movie again! Loved it!

Giving it to ya straight, no chaser - Crazy CeCe!