Niggas Niggas Niggas. Just cuz a bitch sends you a message on My Space, does not mean she is on your nuts by no means. Why dude gotta feel like he needs to amp himself up by shit talkin with his friends then pointin. That shit aint cute, and shit, it was just My Space! This was made apparent by him being more worried about Dee than any other girl in the building. Nigga can you go somewhere, no need to be security, we re-locate and here his ass come a running. I've already had to deal with a dumb-ass light skinned nigga, askin too many questions, and jus too damn worried, when apparently he got a bitch, who can't do hair, fucked up weave and all. And here this bitch was in the club, staring, mean muggin lookin like a man. It's 2009, imma get's mine! I hate when bitches know good and well they know who you are, but wanna stand five feet away just a lookin. Hateful ass, no shape havin, lanky bodied ass hoe. Why the fuck you so worried about what I am doing.....oh cuz your man was tryin to get a taste of my good good?
one last thing, nigga dont ever walk toward me and look me up and down like you want some, cuz I know you do, but this bakery is closed, your money aint no good here. Go head and grab your coat and keep it movin.
moral to this story is, if you gunna come with it, you better come correct, cuz it's 2009 and imma gets mine!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
New Year, New boos, if you gunna come, come correct!
Hope ya'll hit the streets, you know the ones that gotta make that extra money, and the good functions. We held it down in the 707 at the Last Day Saloon, cuz our black asses waited to the last minute to decide what we were bout to do. Line was around the block, so I guess ery'one was tryin to hit this function. Thank god our folks held us a spot in line, cuz when we got to the door, oh boy was actin like he wasnt bout to let us in, talkin bout they weren't accepting no mo money. Please! when the last time you turned down some cash, MONEY? Thank god for dangerous Dee and her aggressive talkin ass, had oh boy hella nervous. Just gotta hit em with the realness. Just had to. The music was not the bidness for the first twenty minutes. DJ was sleepin on the 1's and 2's. Thankfully Dee's new DJ boo thang arrived to bless the function with some slaps. DJ Toni Tone, if yo ass is out there and you are reading this please send this girl Dee a shout out, cuz she jockin yo fresh.
Nigga who was sprayin folks with the pop champagne act, we comin for yo ass. Black bitches don't like to get sprayed with shit that could possibly let their roots come our and activate their pro-style. Real Talk
Big shout out to Jeremy for makin Dee's night. She heard it was the Year of the Gentleman, she finally found her one.
Can we just speak on bitches in the bathroom, and why there is always a low ratio to the amount of bitches in the club to the amount of the bathrooms. Always a damn line down the hall and never no niggas in the men's bathroom. So how you gunna kicka female out the club for using the men's bathroom when you know how bad out asses be havin to pee. If ya'll would quit bullshittin with them over sized handicapped stalls, how many times you really seen someone in a wheel chair? Ya'll could have bout 3.5 extra stalls, if you would cut that handicap stall in half, drop a sink, cuz then nasty bitches don't be washing they hands no way, be lookin at us crazy cuz we tryin to get to the sink. And please add a big ass dumpster, cuz im tired of slippin and skatin on wads of toilet paper soaked just all over the floor. Is that shit water or toilet over-flow? I wonder what the fuck their bathroom looks like at home.
Shout out to Becky......the crying bitch who almost got two-pieced. Was seconds from bringing in her New Year with two black eyes. Had the nerve to get mad at me cuz someone cut in front of her in line. I am not bathroom security and that is not my issue. Had the nerve to try to slam the door in my face, cuz she was mad, cuz some girl snuck past her in line. And that's when I had to go Dee on her. To make a long story short, she got scared, along with all the rest of them hoes in the bathroom, they got a free show, tell-a-bitch off 101. You may wanna peep that on YouTube......! We leave the bathroom, and proceed to the bar, bout this time I needed a drink, and here comes this bitch, I figured she wanted to go for round two, but, she came a cryin tryin to apologize, talkin bout she just wanted to pee and people cut her off. I guess bitch was so shook up, she didn't even use the bathroom, came out yellin at her short boyfriend. Now you know you thrown off when a bitch fucks up yo ability to pee after waitin in a long ass line, and being hella drunk.
And niggas, if you see a bitch in the club, you aint seen in years, Please, Please Please, don't act like a distant cousin, and ask her how old she is like you aint seen her in ten years. This aint the family reunion! Cuz you just askin for a bitch to fuck with you! "23? Naw I just made that up"!
It was a good safe night, hope all ya'll made it home safely. Remember it's 2009, speak yo mind!
Nigga who was sprayin folks with the pop champagne act, we comin for yo ass. Black bitches don't like to get sprayed with shit that could possibly let their roots come our and activate their pro-style. Real Talk
Big shout out to Jeremy for makin Dee's night. She heard it was the Year of the Gentleman, she finally found her one.
Can we just speak on bitches in the bathroom, and why there is always a low ratio to the amount of bitches in the club to the amount of the bathrooms. Always a damn line down the hall and never no niggas in the men's bathroom. So how you gunna kicka female out the club for using the men's bathroom when you know how bad out asses be havin to pee. If ya'll would quit bullshittin with them over sized handicapped stalls, how many times you really seen someone in a wheel chair? Ya'll could have bout 3.5 extra stalls, if you would cut that handicap stall in half, drop a sink, cuz then nasty bitches don't be washing they hands no way, be lookin at us crazy cuz we tryin to get to the sink. And please add a big ass dumpster, cuz im tired of slippin and skatin on wads of toilet paper soaked just all over the floor. Is that shit water or toilet over-flow? I wonder what the fuck their bathroom looks like at home.
Shout out to Becky......the crying bitch who almost got two-pieced. Was seconds from bringing in her New Year with two black eyes. Had the nerve to get mad at me cuz someone cut in front of her in line. I am not bathroom security and that is not my issue. Had the nerve to try to slam the door in my face, cuz she was mad, cuz some girl snuck past her in line. And that's when I had to go Dee on her. To make a long story short, she got scared, along with all the rest of them hoes in the bathroom, they got a free show, tell-a-bitch off 101. You may wanna peep that on YouTube......! We leave the bathroom, and proceed to the bar, bout this time I needed a drink, and here comes this bitch, I figured she wanted to go for round two, but, she came a cryin tryin to apologize, talkin bout she just wanted to pee and people cut her off. I guess bitch was so shook up, she didn't even use the bathroom, came out yellin at her short boyfriend. Now you know you thrown off when a bitch fucks up yo ability to pee after waitin in a long ass line, and being hella drunk.
And niggas, if you see a bitch in the club, you aint seen in years, Please, Please Please, don't act like a distant cousin, and ask her how old she is like you aint seen her in ten years. This aint the family reunion! Cuz you just askin for a bitch to fuck with you! "23? Naw I just made that up"!
It was a good safe night, hope all ya'll made it home safely. Remember it's 2009, speak yo mind!
Welcum 2 tha Dee and CeCe Show!
09 it's out time to shine! This blog has been a long time in the making. You may wanna call us crazy or that our comments are off the wall, but we just sa
y it like it is. We may be commenting on our new favorite books, music videos, or albums, we always find a way to add some Dee and Ceceisms. Tell your friends, your homies and your niggas, go head and leave us some comments; and even some topics you may want us to speak on. We about to make it do what it do!
y it like it is. We may be commenting on our new favorite books, music videos, or albums, we always find a way to add some Dee and Ceceisms. Tell your friends, your homies and your niggas, go head and leave us some comments; and even some topics you may want us to speak on. We about to make it do what it do!
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